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Joke of the Day
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
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"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"
"I used to think i was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure"
"I think unscented candles are bullshit... cuz every candle smells like something's burning. (Best read in a Hedberg voice.)"
"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."
"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."