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Joke of the Day
"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
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"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"
"how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!"
"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."
"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."
"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."
"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"