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Joke of the Day
"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
Next Joke
"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""
"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
"[thinks about me petting a very cool dog] me: oh hell yea"
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."
"This girl tweeted ""You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies."" ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles."
"Sarah Palin"