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Joke of the Day

"A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages"

"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."

"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"

"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."

"What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."

"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."

"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."