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Joke of the Day

"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."

"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."

"The bartender asks him ""What will you have"" A time traveller walks into a bar"

"My cat won't stop meowing at me I told him I don't speak cat-onese."

"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."

"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."

"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."

"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."