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Joke of the Day

"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."

"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."

"I just gave birth... I had a cow."

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"Hit a squirrel with my car on the way home from the grocery store. If I knew that was going to happen, I wouldn't have bought all this meat."

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."

"A man with dredlocks and no religion is.. Currently Jahb less"

"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"

"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"