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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist? Bernie sanders"

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""

"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."

"Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam."

"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!"

"23. RT @Highlights: Parents, at what age do you think it's okay for a child to get his or her own cell phone?"

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"