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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"
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"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."
"Two reddit moderators walk into a bar [removed]"
"You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed."
"What do you call a mexican prostitute? Nach-ho"
"What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels."
"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"
"TIL the band Tenacious D didn't actually sing the greatest song in the world It was just a tribute"
"""500 Days of Summer"" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming."
"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."