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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak"

"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"

"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"

"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."

"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"

"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."