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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
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"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."
"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."
"Hey Dad? Can you sing me the Alphabet? Sure, ""abcdefghiJK."""
"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"
"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."