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Joke of the Day

"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."

"I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire"

"[raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? ""Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"""

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."

"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."

"blonde joke of the day Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does -"

"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."

"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"