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Joke of the Day

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"

"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."

"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."

"Getting gold is like getting laid Most of us don't."

"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"

"I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up"

"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"

"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. Ninety-eight of them said, ""Screamed get out.. get out of my bathroom?"""