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Joke of the Day

"You want to know why we couldn't put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk."

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."

"6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU 8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass."

"Did you hear about the Egyptian boatman who refused to believe his craft was sinking? He was in denial"

"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"

"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."

"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"