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Joke of the Day
"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"
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"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."
"NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday... and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years."
"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"
"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."
"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."