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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"

"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."

"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"

"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."

"This lady just said she's naming her baby Nevaeh b/c its Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."

"I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses."

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."

"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""