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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it, When i could 180 and praise it."

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"I feel bad for that goober from the Mucinex commercials. It's not his fault he's a little snot."

"What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character? A George Costanza."

"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"

"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."

"In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!"