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Joke of the Day

"What rock group has 4 men that do not sing? Mt. Rushmore"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"

"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."