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Joke of the Day

"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."

"i was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the ""FRESH EGGS"" sign in my yard to brag"

"Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end."

"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""

"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."

"Did you hear that the band members of No Doubt have announced they are moving forward without Gwen Stefani. It is reported they will now go by the name ""Some Doubt""."