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Joke of the Day
"I've got a circle with a vertical line through it on my bedroom ceiling It's my hi-phi"
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"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
"Your cell should have a 'drunk mode' like 'airplane mode' so that no text messages or tweets leave your phone but you can still call a taxi."
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"It doesn't matter if it's fight club or book club or some other kind of club, I guarantee I don't want to talk about it."
"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"Seriously Alejandro, stop calling Gaga. I think she's made it pretty clear she's not interested and frankly you can do better."
"A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony... The historian asks, ""Have you read Marx?"" The economist replies, ""Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."""
"Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend"