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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
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"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."
"Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour"
"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"
"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"
"Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak."
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."
"What did Tennessee? ...the same thing Arkansas"
"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"
"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."