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Joke of the Day
"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."
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"I have sensitive teeth..... And I'm afraid I'll say something to hurt their fillings."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""
"Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning."
"""You're attachment is too large,"" my computer tells me. I blush. ""My eyes are up here,"" I respond coyly."
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."