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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"
Next Joke
"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"
"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."
"You can justify pretty much any shit you put into your body these days simply by saying, ""But it's got antioxidants."""
"came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast? because the population is always Dublin."
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."
"Love restaurants that put ice cubes in their urinals. Makes me think the ice is a bank vault and my pee is a laser."
"Coffee so black, you won't ever go back to sleep."
"Just saw John Cena! lol jk"
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."