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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."

"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"

"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""

"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."

"I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though."

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"