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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."

"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"

"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."

"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""

"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."

"My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has."

"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."

"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."

"Laughing Hands I never knew hands could laugh cause mine are cracking up."