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Joke of the Day

"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you fucking dirty bastard"""

"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."

"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"

"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."

"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."