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Joke of the Day
"Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)"
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"You say to-MAY-to and I also say to-MAY-to because nobody says to-MAH-to. Nobody."
"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."
"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."
"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"ISIS and I have something in common... We both get head through the use of violence and terror..."
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"