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Joke of the Day
"Why are blacks so fit? From running away from fatherhood."
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"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."
"What do blondes and computer have in common? You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers"
"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
"What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo."
"This stupid farmers market doesn't have any locally grown pizza."
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""