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Joke of the Day

"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"

"The name Pavlov rings a bell."

"After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down."

"Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree."

"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."

"Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant."

"If she says ""well you're too busy to chat so have a good day"" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire."

"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"

"Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator? It's always 7% off."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"