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Joke of the Day
"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
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"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."
"I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time."
"I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice."
"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."
"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans"
"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."