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Joke of the Day

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head."

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!"

"What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie? 's of the Carribean."

"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."

"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."

"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"

"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."