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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
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"There's a fine line between being tan and looking like you were rolled in Doritos."
"Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color... just not when it turns purple"
"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"
"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."
"HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE! A tachyon walks into a bar"
"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."
"Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!"
"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."
"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."