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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
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"KILLER: I'M GONNA CATCH YOU ME: YOU'LL NEVER CA- [stops running to pet a dog]"
"The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs."
"When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark."
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."
"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"
"Golf Joke: Drag Charlie - YouTube Latest Golf Joke from www.TightLies.tv"
"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"
"I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached."
"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"