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Joke of the Day

"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."

"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"

"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."

"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"

"What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"

"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"