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Joke of the Day

"[sits son down after he didn't win science fair] son, tomorrow some will call me ""hero"" others will call me ""guy who fought a teacher"""

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."

"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."

"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"

"How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!"

"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."

"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"

"What do you do with dead chemists? Barium"