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Joke of the Day
"Fishing There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot"
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"Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night."
"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."
"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."
"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"Accidental dick pics can happen I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."