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Joke of the Day
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."
"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""
"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."
"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."
"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"
"For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby"
"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people... I'm handsome."