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Joke of the Day
"My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism."
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"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""
"""She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing."" - eulogy for a cat"
"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"
"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"
"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines..."
"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."