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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear? A Freudian slip."
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"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"
"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"
"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."
"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."
"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."
"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"