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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat."

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"

"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."

"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."

"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."

"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"