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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat."

"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."

"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."

"Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons."

"Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation"

"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."

"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"