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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."
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"I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding."
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."
"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."
"Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high"
"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."
"I stare at the cats. ""And in space, if you knock something slowly off the table, it just gently floats away."" They look at me in horror."
"How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen? You take off their hats"
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."