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Joke of the Day

"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."

"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"

"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."

"""I missed you so much!"" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed."

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman."

"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."