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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."

"Getting a bit worried, is this normal? One of my nipples is a different colour than the other two"

"What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin."

"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"

"What did the duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill"

"once there was a king He was very Poor"

"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."

"I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off."

"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"