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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"
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"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"Be nice to bacteria... they're the only culture some people have."
"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"
"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."
"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"
"I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car."
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."