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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"
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"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""
"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."
"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"
"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs."