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Joke of the Day
"What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!"
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"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."
"Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11!"
"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"
"I have a date this weekend with a girl who has a shoe fetish... But I'm a little worried about getting off on the wrong foot."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"
"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"
"When someone asks if anyone has recommended Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to me Reddit already."
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ""ruined"" her birthday... ..I'm not sure how that's possible, I didn't even know it was her fucking birthday."