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Joke of the Day

"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."

"Technically, a bus driver is anyone who drives a bus, Officer."

"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

"My wife is getting fatter... I noticed when her whip cream bikini turned into a one piece"

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"