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Joke of the Day

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

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"Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection."
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"
"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"
"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"
"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"/r/News mods did a great job today ... Get it?"