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Joke of the Day

"Technically, a bus driver is anyone who drives a bus, Officer."

"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""

"I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said ""Si'"" I said ""Yes, C"" And that is how the fight got started."

"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."

"I've got my fingers in many pies Which is why I lost my job as a waiter."

"I just realized something. Jesus backwards is susej =sausage. Jesus is a sausage. Is this a conspiracy? I really need to know"

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""

"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."

"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."