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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."

"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"

"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."

"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""

"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."

"Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer? Because Hebrewed it."

"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"

"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."

"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh and then I punched her in the face."

"Give a man a fish, he eats today. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk in a boat."