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Joke of the Day

"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."

"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"

"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"