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Joke of the Day
"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both like Clinton-Dix"
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"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."
"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
"A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"What do you call an elf singer? Elvish Presley"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."
"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"
"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"