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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."

"My doctor said my cervix is perfect. I'm still blushing."

"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""