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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."
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"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"
"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"
"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"
"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"